Meet the Crew

The humans, dogs, cats, and chickens who make Camp Clucksworth run.

The Guncles

Your fearless, over-caffeinated camp counselors

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Joe

Part camp commander, part walking documentary, part animal whisperer. Has an encyclopedic knowledge of dinosaurs and zero shame about bringing it up to anyone. Responsible for s’mores quality control, keeping everyone on schedule, keeping the yard from catching on fire. Loves the chickens a little too much.

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Taylor

Part art teacher, part human jukebox, part agent of chaos. Will teach the kids to paint and crochet, then turn on a song and start a dance party in the middle of it — and know every single word. Somehow the most calming presence in the room while also being the reason things go sideways.

The Rest of the Crew

They live here full-time and run the place, honestly

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Shadow

Dog · Chief of Security

Vigilant guardian of the yard. Will alert you to any birds, mail carriers, or suspicious leaves.

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Luna

Dog · Official Greeter

Loves everyone immediately and without reservation. Excellent at being pet. Professional cuddler.

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Olive

Dog · Snack Inspector

Small in size, enormous in personality. Will absolutely judge you for what you’re eating. (Mostly because she wants it)

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Cheeto

Cat · Senior Advisor

Grumpy old man vibes and never lets anyone forget it. Available for petting on his schedule.

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Clementine

Cat · Chaos Agent

Extremely soft. Will knock things off tables as a power move. Somehow beloved despite this.

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The Flock

Chickens · Egg Suppliers

Shadow, Luna & Olive already took the good names. These girls keep the camp stocked with fresh eggs.

📍 August 7 – 9  ·  Wichita, KS  ·  Where Chickens Rule