Three days, packed to the gills. Subject to change based on weather, popsicle supply, and chicken cooperation.
Drop-offs begin. Parents linger awkwardly. Guncles enthusiastically take over and screens are securely checked into the tech vault.
Meet the flock and learn the camp rules. We will also preview the official Camp Clucksworth Theme Song—a classic track we’re adopting that perfectly matches our chaotic energy (stay tuned).
Class is in session! Campers learn the ropes of managing the ranch—specifically how to properly feed the dogs and cats without causing a feline-canine riot.
Backyard tent construction begins. Everyone has opinions. Guncle Joe has instructions nobody reads.
Hot dogs, campfire tales, and an initial S’mores Laboratory session that will absolutely get out of hand.
Official bedtime. Realistically: whispered stories and giggling under the blankets. Camp Security Note: The chicken coop is officially locked and secured for the night.
Rise and shine! Time to jump out of the sleeping bags, throw on some clothes, brush those teeth, and tame the bedhead.
The animals are hungry. Campers put their animal husbandry skills to the test to feed the dogs and cats.
Fuel up with a massive build-your-own pancake bar featuring berries, chocolate chips, and the works.
Collect the morning eggs, refresh the water, and give each chicken a thorough status update on the day’s plans.
Counselor Taylor’s domain. Expect paint. Expect way too much glitter. Expect to make something your parents will feel obligated to display forever.
A mandatory hour of quiet reading, horizontal resting, or peaceful screen-free decompression.
A massive build-your-own taco mountain right in the kitchen. Load it up with all the classic toppings and maximum cheese.
Turning on the backyard splash zone! Sprinklers, water features, and high-stakes water games to survive the August heat.
Round two for the dogs and cats. The perimeter is securely monitored for dropped crumbs.
Chef Joe fires up the grill for the ultimate backyard burger spread.
Round two of the S’mores Lab, constellation spotting, and an outdoor movie under the stars with infinite popcorn.
Deep sleep after a high-octane day. Camp Security Note: The chicken coop is officially locked and secured for the night.
Up and at ’em! Clothes on, teeth brushed, and ready for the final stretch.
One last shift keeping the dogs and cats happy and fed.
A beautifully lazy morning. Feast on scrambled eggs from yesterday’s collection. The chickens will be formally credited for their contributions.
Final egg collection and saying goodbye to the flock.
Backyard games, intense board game showdowns, card matches, or just hanging out with the pets.
The grand finale where official merit badges and custom camp honors are handed out to the survivors.
Parents arrive to claim their prizes. The niblings deliver one final live performance of the official Camp Clucksworth Theme Song before being returned happy, inspired, and completely exhausted.
📌 This is a living document. The guncles reserve the right to pivot the entire Saturday itinerary based on weather, energy levels, and what sounds the most fun at 9am.
📍 August 7 – 9 · Wichita, KS · Where Chickens Rule