🐔 Camp Clucksworth  ·  Wichita, KS  ·  Summer 2026

The Best
Guncle Summer
Ever

Three days. Two guncles.
One very full itinerary.
Think backyard chickens, s'mores around the campfire, and a lineup of adventures. The niblings sleep over.
The parents miss out. That's the deal.

Camp Clucksworth cabin illustration

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🛰️ Camp Clucksworth Live Tracker
🚀 Kickoff Countdown
calculating...
🌡️ Wichita Temp
fetching forecast...
🔊 Decibel Level
Quiet — for approximately more days
🧊 Popsicle Reserves
Fully stocked — for now
🌞 Sunscreen Alert
Level 4 Hazmat — Counselor Joe is pre-emptively monitoring UV levels
🍡 Marshmallow Success
Projected 40% Golden Brown / 60% Literal Fireball
🩹 Band-Aid Inventory
Critically low on dinosaurs — only beige ones remain. Send backup.
🐔 Coop Relations
Peaceful — the flock is currently unaware of what’s coming
🕵 Current Mystery
The Case of the Missing Left Sock — investigation ongoing

What Is Guncle Summer?

A Guncle Summer is a premier backyard tradition hosted by your favorite gay uncles, designed entirely for maximum fun, legendary adventures, and lifelong memories. It’s a special time where rules are a little looser, snacks are a little better, and the main goal is sending the nieces and nephews home happy, inspired, and completely exhausted. Think of it as standard summer camp, just upgraded with 100% more uncle energy!

Camp Clucksworth’s Founding Philosophy

Every kid deserves a summer they will talk about for years. Camp Clucksworth was built on a simple belief: that nieces and nephews deserve maximum fun, minimum bedtimes (within reason!), and real-deal outdoor adventure.

We trade screen time for creative chaos and legendary backyard memories. Hosted by two guncles who take fun very seriously, Counselors Joe and Taylor have designed a world-class weekend itinerary packed with crafts, games, and unmatched uncle energy. Our mission is simple: to inspire their imaginations, spoil them just enough, and achieve our ultimate daily goal—absolute exhaustion by 8:00 PM.

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Slow Down

No schedules, no screens. Just outside time and fresh air.

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Make Things

Cook, build, craft. Real skills, real fun, real memories.

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Get Wild

Chickens, dance parties, and 100% pure guncle energy.

Jump Right In

Everything you need to know.

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Camper Registration

Lock in the niblings' spot at Camp Clucksworth. Campfire nights, tent sleepovers, arts and crafts, cooking, and adventures. Spots are limited.

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Camp Photo Feed

Stay connected while the fun happens. All the moments from the weekend — fresh eggs, crafts, outings, and a lot of very happy faces — captured in one place.

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Official Camp Clucksworth Rules

We run a tight ship. A fun tight ship.

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The Guncle Cone of Silence 🤫

What happens at Camp Clucksworth stays at Camp Clucksworth—unless it’s hilarious, in which case the Counselors reserve the right to post it to the family photo feed.

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Real-World Vibes Only 🚫📱

This is a strictly screen-free zone for campers. Leave the phones at the gate and trade pixels for physical adventure.

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Respect the Critters & the Counselors 🐔🐶

Listen to the Counselors (especially regarding sunscreen). Furthermore, the animals are camp royalty—treat the chickens with respect, and give the dogs and cats 100% of the attention they demand.

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Try Everything Once 🍴🎨

Whether it’s a new camp craft or a bite of a Mess Hall masterpiece, you have to try it once. Even the weird stuff.

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Leave Whining in the Compost Bin ♻️

Teamwork makes the dream work, and good vibes are mandatory. Whining and bad attitudes will be immediately recycled into chicken feed.

Meet Your Counselors

Two guncles, five pets, and a flock of chickens

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Joe

Head of Logistics, Master of the Campfire, and Director of Digital Shenanigans. Has strong opinions about marshmallow technique.

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Taylor

Director of Camp Spirit, Conflict Resolution Specialist, and Chief Snack Coordinator. Responsible for all crafts, snacks, and general excellent vibes.

Frequently Asked Questions

Questions parents actually ask

What is the camp policy on homesickness?

We offer unlimited dog cuddles, Taylor’s world-class listening ear, and Joe’s secret stash of popsicles. They won’t want to leave.

Can I call my kid during camp?

Only if you are prepared to hear a 45-minute breathless explanation about a cool bug they found or a fort they built.

Is there an application fee?

Yes. One hug upon arrival and a promise to take them back at the end of the week.

Can parents visit?

Nope. Drop-off and pickup only. Trust the guncles — we have it handled.

What if my kid has allergies?

Let us know when you register. We’ll make sure camp is safe and still delicious.

What age is appropriate for camp?

Camp Clucksworth is currently open to campers ages 5 and up. If you have a tiny future camper who isn’t quite there yet, don’t worry—their VIP pass is being held for a future summer the second they hit the big 5!

📍 August 7 – 9  ·  Wichita, KS  ·  Where Chickens Rule